just a few highlights...or.......lowlights
  1. went up the wrong side of the stage at my 6th grade graduation
  2. dunked a perfectly good Oreo ball in the trash for no good reason
  3. casually mentioned how cute the Lorraine Motel is, not realizing it was where MLK was shot
  4. accidentally said "those are good ards" instead of "those are good odds" in front of a group of cool people I had just met
    shortly after getting stuck in a bathroom stall