Things Women Should Not Do on Dating Apps

  1. have all your pics be group pics. (this is not where's Waldo. I'm not trying to find you by way of process of elimination)
  2. have pics of just scenery (it's a dating app, your perspective date would actually like to see what you look like)
  3. haves a series of "arsty" selfies that show an eye ball, or some other random part of your face (I get it. you have Instagram and can crop a pic, but I still don't know what you look like)
  4. have to state "not looking for a hookup (if you have to state that, you have poor choice in men)
  5. have no smile in any of your pics (let's be real, some people have some gnarly teeth and it's something that both parties should be aware of before progressing)