PEOPLE I DON'T TRUST

Wary of many, I am.
  1. Those whose McFlurry of choice is M & M
    Do you enjoy eating pebbles, too?
  2. While we are on the subject of M & Ms -- people who choose regular over peanut if given a choice
    This is serial killer behavior
  3. Dudes who drink energy drinks regularly
    Guaranteed fuccboi
  4. Anyone who is not a dog person
    These are not people I wish to associate with
  5. People who think baseball is boring
    YES I I KNOW THAT INCLUDES LIKE 90% OF AMERICA. I don't trust them because they clearly have poor taste.
  6. People who claim to enjoy black licorice
    They are lying and not to be trusted