THINGS I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT TODAY OR PROBABLY EVER

  1. Gwen Stefani's relationship with what's his face
    Don't even care enough to google what his name is
  2. Ben Carson
    Don't care
  3. The guy who had a tapeworm in his brain
    Not because I don't care but because there is an 80% chance I'll convince myself that I too have a tapeworm in my brain