1. The guy who gave me a plastic flower
  2. The guy who played Phil Collins
  3. The guy who waited till after I ordered a drink at the bar to tell me he didn't drink
  4. The guy who said he liked to travel but hadn't ever been anywhere
  5. The guy who showed me his homoerotic drawings
  6. The guy who thought South Park was the best show ever
  7. The guy who told me he preferred surfing
    To pretty much anything I suggested doing. Eating out, going to a movie, hearing a lecture (this was in college) I'm pretty sure he preferred surfing over sex.