Reasons I stopped dating certain guys

Thank God I'm married now and it's all a distant memory.
  1. Bachelor number 1 played Phil Collins in the car. On purpose.
  2. Bachelor number 2 gave me a plastic flower.
  3. Bachelor number 3 picked me up in his Fiat not on his Ducati.
    I guess I should explain this one. I met him at an Italian motorcycle exhibit. He had the most beautiful Ducati I had ever seen. I was talking to him about it when he asked me out. So I kind of assumed he understood the nature of my attraction.
  4. Bachelor number 4 used the term "stylin."
    He was from LA. I was judgy.
  5. Bachelor number 5 told me his love for travel was based on an unfulfilled desire to travel but that he hadn't ever been out of the country.