Why Last Nights Party Was a Bust

Is this list therapeutic? I sure hope so.
  1. It was outside and it was too cold to be outside
  2. The menu at Palomino sucks
  3. Only two people I knew were there and I wasn't all that interested in talking to either of them
  4. No host bar, ugh
  5. Inconvenient to get there and back
  6. No food
  7. Too many fancy pants people carrying Hermes purses
    Ok only 2 but that 2 too many
  8. Too many women not enough men
  9. Birthday party invite indicated no gifts and almost everyone brought them anyway. Except me.