Why Today Is Just One Big !

  1. It's 80 degrees outside!
  2. Bernie Sanders is running for president!
  3. Turkeypalooza is over!
  4. Refinery 29 just gave me a three month retainer!
  5. I just got a delivery with 4 bottles of wine!
  6. My new custom high tops are decorated with donuts!
  7. I bought my tickets to Hawaii and will be there in 40 days!