Why Today Is Just One Big !
- •It's 80 degrees outside!
- •Bernie Sanders is running for president!
- •Turkeypalooza is over!
- •Refinery 29 just gave me a three month retainer!
- •I just got a delivery with 4 bottles of wine!
- •My new custom high tops are decorated with donuts!
- •I bought my tickets to Hawaii and will be there in 40 days!