AM I YOUNG ENOUGH FOR THIS APP?

@list seriously I've been wondering
  1. I'm in my early 40's. Does that make me the oldest person here?
  2. If I am the oldest person, can I be the cool mom for the app?
    Ask me anything! 40 years on this earth have given me a ton of non-judgy, yet slightly "When I was your age..." advice to dispense.
  3. As the app mom, I'd promise not to ask too many questions about how to use electronics
    I typed something and the screen is blank. Did I break it?!
  4. Even though I don't have kids, I think I'd do a fine job of online parenting
    Of course you can have a party with beer, just don't drive!
  5. Oh crap I deleted the last part of the list. How did that happen? Is my computer broken?