1. Things you must see or do before you die
    Everything you see or do on this earth will likely happen before you die.
  2. Borderline genius
    It's genius or it's not. I'm practically Einstein for knowing this.
  3. Easy Open
    Nothing that claims to be easy to open ever opens easily.
  4. Insanely clever
    Only insanity could produce something so clever! That's insane.
  5. Bucket list
    We need a new expression - but NOT "Things I want to do before I die"
  6. Life hacks
    I don't want anyone or anything hacking into my life
  7. it is what it is
    so profound
    Suggested by @jennyfricke