THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO WITHOUT MY HUSBAND

(not-so-obvious things)
  1. Watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
  2. Go on a safari
  3. Sit in a waiting room before medical tests
  4. Anything involving "updates" or "software"
  5. Visit in-laws
  6. Assemble furniture
  7. Stay home on New Years Eve because people who go out are crazy
  8. Grow old