Problems gals with long hair have

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  1. When your hair gets stuck under your armpits and you're afraid you're getting deodorant in your hair.
  2. Knowing that you'll never be able to be a secret agent because you leave long strands of DNA everywhere you go.
  3. Never achieving the perky, bouncy ponytail, no matter how high on your head you pile it. It's simply too long (also: that's what she said).
  4. Needing a king size pillow, just so your hair has somewhere to rest at night.
  5. Relating a little too much to the fairy tale, "Rapunzel."
  6. Investing in cases of dry shampoo to make your styled look last - your arms are so sore from blow drying, you're exhausted thinking about doing it again.