I HATE IT WHEN...
Alternatively titled: I'm Nick Miller.
- •I'm wearing an outfit I despise and someone compliments me on it.I put it on out of sheer laziness and lack of clean laundry
- •People ask you about "how something was" when they knew you were at the event the day prior.How was the game?! Fine. Am I supposed to go into huge detail? I know you don't truly care. Same when people ask about my weekend or the holidays. Boo small talk with people you don't care about. #sorrycoworkers
- •I put on lipstick and it looks like shit.It's bright; I'm committed now. Fml.
- •When people drop a hint about something hoping you'll ask about it.I'm not gonna beg you. Tell me if you want to. Or don't. Bye!
- •People drive in my blind spot for extended periods of time.You're lucky I don't have time to get in an accident. I still think it would be your fault.
- •This is definitely not an exhaustive list. I'm just tired of thinking of things I hate. Plus I sound like a bitch. 💁🏼