I SLEPT WITH MY SHOES ON

Thanks Saint Patrick's Day 🍀
  1. Its always the times when you say to yourself (and to friends) that "you're not going to drink a lot tonight" that you get slopttart drunk
  2. Can't just be me?
  3. Anyway, I'm hungover at work today
  4. Wore my glasses cuz my eyes were killin
    👻 amysinadinos
  5. A fun fact about me: I put my makeup on every day while I drive to work
  6. Today, I drove with one knee while doing my makeup WITH MY GLASSES OFF 💁🏼
  7. I know it's not safe. Don't care.
  8. I'm too old to drink the way I did last night. Especially on a "school night."