Inspired by everyone
  1. Being on time
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  2. Going to bed before midnight ever
  3. Not being offensive
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  4. Putting my phone down
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    I'm that asshole
  5. Being nice to kids
    If I know the child, maaaybe I'm nice. Strange kids? Fuck em.
  6. Keeping my opinion to myself
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  7. Not being judgmental
    Of myself and everyone.
  8. Being the designated driver
    I drink all the drinks
  9. Welp, I guess I'm a dick. No wonder I don't have lots of friends
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    Oh well