Inspired by everyone
  1. Being on time
  2. Going to bed before midnight ever
  3. Not being offensive
  4. Putting my phone down
    I'm that asshole
  5. Being nice to kids
    If I know the child, maaaybe I'm nice. Strange kids? Fuck em.
  6. Keeping my opinion to myself
  7. Not being judgmental
    Of myself and everyone.
  8. Being the designated driver
    I drink all the drinks
  9. Welp, I guess I'm a dick. No wonder I don't have lots of friends
    Oh well