Reasons I Had Trouble Sleeping as a Child

  1. Little Bunny Foo Foo from The Big Rock Candy Mountains
    STILL TERRIFYING
  2. Recurring dream about fancy mice having a tea party and getting killed by a bunch of rolling logs
  3. Uncle Fester from The Addams Family
    I was NOT into bald guys
  4. Recurring dream of close-to-dead Mufasa standing over my bed
    You deliberately disobeyed me!!!!
  5. Darth Maul
  6. The "Swamp of Sadness" in The NeverEnding Story