WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET MARRIED
The honest bits
- •You're dead to your single friends
- •Husbands will always eat more than you can and its sad and then you get chubby and its sadder
- •You start hating all the insta-perfect wives because why are they so perfect have they not heard of netflix
- •You watch way fewer rom coms and more crime dramas. Hawaii Five O theme song forever.
- •All you ever want to do is hang out at home with your husband because they're the best and its so fun and comfy. It's like being alone but better.