WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET MARRIED

The honest bits
  1. You're dead to your single friends
  2. Husbands will always eat more than you can and its sad and then you get chubby and its sadder
  3. You start hating all the insta-perfect wives because why are they so perfect have they not heard of netflix
  4. Sex
  5. You watch way fewer rom coms and more crime dramas. Hawaii Five O theme song forever.
  6. All you ever want to do is hang out at home with your husband because they're the best and its so fun and comfy. It's like being alone but better.