WHY LIVING IN PARADISE IS HELL

I live in Hawaii. And I hate it.
  1. ITS ALWAYS HOT. ALWAYS.
  2. No one has air conditioning. God bless you AC, RIP.
  3. COCKROACHES. Spawn of Satan.
  4. HUMIDITY. Basically showering is a waste of time.
  5. It's always shorts weather, never sweater weather.
  6. going to the beach is asking for a good helping of body image self loathing
  7. EXPENSIVE AF
  8. it's so far away from everyone 😔