1. Parking everywhere.
    Seriously. There is never a problem with parking. Always free. Always plenty of spots. Suck it.
  2. Quiet.
    Not a lot of tourists around our malls, grocery stores, streets etc. Get those fools OUTTA HERE.
  3. Lots of space
    Backyards. Swimming pools. Large yards.
  4. Grade A Celebrities
    The Kardashians. Matt Le Blanc. Kevin Hart. Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting. Chris Tucker. Selena Gomez. Brandy. Michael Jackson's Family. Iggy Azaelia. Miley Cyrus.
  5. Easy Access to Burbank Airport
    If you try to argue that LAX is better than Burbank--- you may be clinically insane.
  6. I
  7. Could
  8. Keep
  9. Going
  10. Suck it
  11. Largest concentration of overpriced sandwich shops in the world
    Suggested by @Nicholas
  12. Best sushi and it's all in strip malls
    Suggested by @ruddybuddy