Thoughts I Have Whilst Writing a List

  1. 1.
    I hope this is witty enough
  2. 2.
    Would Tina Fey like this list? If not, try again
  3. 3.
    That sounds racist
  4. 4.
    So does this
  5. 5.
    I should really be doing my work right now
  6. 6.
    OMG YES THAT'S PERFECT
  7. 7.
    ugh you sound like an imbecile
  8. 8.
    Was that too political?