I love my boyfriend, but were something to happen to him, here are the (famous) men that I hope would take his place- being single IRL is not a requirement for this list; where's the fun in that?
  1. Paul F. Tompkins
    The only man on this list I've actually met in person! Handsome, hilarious, charming- & he seems like the kind of dude who knows how to make a lot of really good cocktails- an important quality in a boyfriend, in my opinion
  2. Donald Glover
    He seems like he might be a bit of a "tortured genius" type, which would be exhausting, but he's so cute & so talented & I love him.
  3. Pete Holmes
    Such a lovable goofball.
  4. Blake Griffin
    I would just let him put me in his pocket & carry me around all day.
  5. Jason Momoa
    Basically same reason as Blake Griffin with added Game of Thrones role play stuff
  6. Mads Mikkelsen
    Slightly terrifying, wholly gorgeous. He'd probably be able to pick out amazing clothes for me & make great dinner reservations.
  7. Jason Mantzoukas
    Hilarious, crazy, neurotic, handsome, sexually terrifying.
  8. Daniel Radcliffe
    The second-cutest tiny little woodland critter I wanna bang. The first-cutest is my actual boyfriend, Aaron.