My daily Top 5 worries that are not life or death.
  1. Attending an industry trade show this week and old colleagues thinking I've gained weight
  2. I am not witty enough to be on the beta list for this app
  3. My kid peed in his pants at preschool today...twice
  4. That @bobbyhundreds is going to fire me if I don't pull off this BTTF event
  5. My neighbor hasn't cut his grass in three weeks