DUMB THINGS I STRESSED ABOUT TODAY

My daily Top 5 worries that are not life or death.
  1. 1.
    Attending an industry trade show this week and old colleagues thinking I've gained weight
  2. 2.
    I am not witty enough to be on the beta list for this app
  3. 3.
    My kid peed in his pants at preschool today...twice
  4. 4.
    That @bobbyhundreds is going to fire me if I don't pull off this BTTF event
  5. 5.
    My neighbor hasn't cut his grass in three weeks