THINGS THAT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA WHEN I HAVE DEADLINES

Procrastinating
  1. Making lists!
  2. Calling every single person in my family to see how they are doing
  3. Texting friends I haven't seen in awhile just to see what's up in their world
    Hi
  4. Taking my dog on a long ass walk though she's fat and hates doing it
  5. Checking Kylie jenner's instagram
    I'm too old for this
  6. Watching tv for "just one episode"
  7. Going to the liquor store and getting a little bit drunk
  8. Talking to my bodega man who I think thinks I'm unemployed
  9. Planning my next trip to west coast. In detail.