THINGS YOU SEE AT A HERMIT CRAB BEAUTY PAGEANT

Shot for vice
  1. Bridal fashions
  2. Dorothy
  3. Crabs living their dreams
  4. I'd like to think this is a feminist crab damning men
  5. Runways
  6. People having a jolly time
  7. People not having a jolly time because painting their shells kills them! Debby downer moment yall