TEXTS FROM MY MOM (may 2016)
Here are some random out of context texts from my mom. She's funny.
- •I'm so sick of that fucking gorilla id shoot it myself right now😊We are from Cincinnati so hard to escape all of the Gorilla talk.
- •(She loves memes too)
- •4 hrs - shoot me to hell with shooting the gorilla
- •With hold sex or conversation? 😳😆😆😆😆Teaching me all about wielding the passive aggressive sword. She's expert level.
- •I came close to saying well I'm glad we don't have to listen to the prince shit now we can talk about the fucking dead gorilla
- •I'm going to get seven parents and they are going to shit on youShe meant to say "Parrots"
- •I don't have any parents so I'm going to take other people's parentsStill talking about those parrots but taking the piss now
- •And Prince too.. A rich ass drug addict - shoot his purple ass too
- •Insane -- get another dog - kids drive ya nuts lolSage advice!
- •By the third child should be driving down the driveway and drop them off without even stop in the vanOr feeding them to Gorillas.