THINGS I WOULD SAY TO MY DOG BUT NOT TO A HUMAN
Never to a human!
- •Go get it! Go get it!I mean, I might say this to a human, but I doubt it would have the same playful connotation.
- •Did you just pee on the kitchen floor?!Well, I hope I never say this to a human.
- •Sit! Sit. Siiiiiiiiit.
- •Who wants dinner?! You?!*throws food on floor*
- •I love you.Juuuuust kidding. Sort of. .....