THINGS I WOULD SAY TO MY DOG BUT NOT TO A HUMAN

Never to a human!
  1. Go get it! Go get it!
    I mean, I might say this to a human, but I doubt it would have the same playful connotation.
  2. Did you just pee on the kitchen floor?!
    Well, I hope I never say this to a human.
  3. Sit! Sit. Siiiiiiiiit.
  4. Who wants dinner?! You?!
    *throws food on floor*
  5. I love you.
    Juuuuust kidding. Sort of. .....