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This restaurant is a mess. Here is why:
  1. There is ketchup on the table.
    It's a Mexican restaurant. There should never be ketchup readily available. I understand that kids use it, but it's a major red flag.
  2. The salsa is crap.
    It's like tomato paste with onion powder and minuscule, sporadic pieces of jalapeño. Maybe. It might just be bell pepper.
  3. The television
    Currently on TV: Wendy Williams, The Talk, American soap operas. No soccer. No telenovelas. Crappy American TV.
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These are my top 7, in no particular order.
  1. Elizabethtown. Not Cameron Crowe's most famous, but SO GOOD.
  2. Princess Bride. You guys, duh. It's just the whole package.
  3. Dirty Dancing. I carried a watermelon. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. I had the time of my life. Enough said.
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