CELEBRITIES I SINCERELY WISH WERE ON INSTAGRAM

  1. Sofia Coppola 🌺
    I would almost certainly grow to resent her and her access to nice clothes and wine, so perhaps it's good for my mental health that she's not on it.
  2. Kanye West 👑
    Obviously.
  3. Mary-Kate Olsen 🚬
    I imagine it would be an endless stream of cigarettes, preposterously large rings and black coffee. I would comment "Mom" on each and every photo.
  4. Olivier Sarkozy 👨
    I want to see Sarkozy's photos of Mary-Kate Olsen looking all tiny and aloof, and the loving captions that would inevitably accompany them. Sue me.
  5. Jason Schwartzman 🙇
    Perhaps I'm projecting but I feel like Jason would share photos of the lovely ethically sourced watermelon he ate for lunch or the 1920s desk he just salvaged from an antiques store.
  6. Wes Anderson 🌂
    I just think a Wes Anderson Instagram account could inspire some truly wonderful internet snark.
  7. Michelle Williams 🎀
    Although a Michelle Williams Instagram would almost certainly lead to an ill-advised pixie haircut.
  8. Spike Jonze 👔
    🙏🙏🙏
  9. Elena Ferrante ❓❓❓
    PLEASE CHRIST ELENA FERRANTE SHOW US YOUR FACE AND IDYLLIC ITALIAN LIFE
  10. Harrison Ford 😍
    But only if he constantly posted #tbt photos from that period where he was so handsome he practically confirmed the existence of a higher being.