Things I Learned When I Went Glamping

  1. I think frogs are nocturnal
    I only heard them ribbet ribbet at night.
  2. BBQing with charcoal is complicated
    Gotta let the black burn off before you cook or else the meat will taste like gas. And it'll probably poison you
  3. Woodpeckers are for real
  4. I could never go real camping
    The glamping cabin with a kitchenette and queen bed still smelled funny I had to buy a candle
  5. You can't throw charcoal away
    They can catch fire super easily
  6. T-Mobile gets zero service in the mountains.