THOUGHTS THAT GO THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN THE GUY NEXT TO ME AT WORK COMES IN SICK

Like he is right now...
  1. Why are you here?
    Please take your germs home...
  2. Ewwww...
    Please use a Kleenex
  3. Seriously?
    Are you really going to continue coughing in the direction of your computer (in my direction)?
  4. Well there goes my sense of smell...
    Great . The ritualistic liberal use of hand sanitizer . Again.
  5. How early is too early for me to go home?