IDENTIFIERS RE: WHETHER I'M HAVING AN UNPINNABLE SUNDAY
- •Told my sisters I wanted a "breast reducto" in our group chat
- •YouTube consumption: "How to shave a cat;" "How to sedate a cat for shaving"
- •Talked about fourth grade with a cashier at the bakery
- •Asked my boyfriend if my bangs looked like a moustache
- •Experienced heart-focused fallout of seeing Morrissey last night
- •Surface of my nightstand: desiccated carbon monoxide detector, someone else's prescription pill bottle from Yale Health filled with tiny beads all bearing the letter "L," arcade-token credit card, fake nails, perfume in "tomato" and "thunderstorm" scents, one penny (1964).
- •Didn't even listen to "My Way" or They Might Be Giants one time
- •Refused to work on my book, zut the heck alors!!!