REASONS I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW

Spring break is over.
  1. 1.
    Monday.
  2. 2.
    Waking up at the butt crack.
  3. 3.
    Papers to grade.
  4. 4.
    Waking up at the butt crack.
  5. 5.
    Last quarter. For seniors. Nobody will be listening to me.
  6. 6.
    Waking up at the butt crack.