Awkward date scenarios
These may or may not have happened to me
- •Caught a date roughing up the suspect to himself on while watching a video of himself hunting
- •Spent an hour listening to a date talk about his Star Wars collection. It was his retirement strategy
- •A fiancé of a friend of mine sucked his thumb when he was stressed. He is 30 years old
- •He kept using the restroom because he had just flown from China and had eaten some bad 'meat'
- •He farted. So bad that I gagged.
- •He told me that I didn't meet his expectations. To my face.
- •He thought my uterus stopped working the day I turned 40
- •He sent multiple inappropriate photos of himself. Before we even met.
- •He liked my dog more than he liked me. He told me so.