Tinder Date Rules

Fellas. Listen up. Here are some things you should know about Tinder dates
  1. Just because I'm out with you now doesn't mean you will be in my pants later
  2. Pay for the tab. It's only a drink and some happy hour sweet potato fries. You have $17.
  3. Be a gentleman. Open doors. Compliment her. Be someone your mother would be proud of. This isn't a barnyard
  4. Shower. Shave. Wear shoes that don't have holes in the soles. May be use some of that hair putty your last girlfriend bought you.
  5. Ask her questions. This isn't all about you and getting In her pants.
  6. If you liked her. And she didn't sleep with you call her again. Girls have sex first between the ears.
  7. Don't send photos of your man parts. See above. We don't need to see your furry man snake with some crappy Instagram filter in your filthy bathroom
  8. Put in an effort. You don't have to spend a lot of money. Just think about where you take her. It isn't hard and it will get you a long way.
  9. Make her laugh. Or at least try. You won't get in her pants based on your brooding stare and your straight teeth.
  10. Don't be a jerk. The lady you are out with is special in her own way. Even though she may not be your brand of special be a nice guy. Don't be a jerk. Make your mom proud.