Tinder Date Rules
Fellas. Listen up. Here are some things you should know about Tinder dates
- •Just because I'm out with you now doesn't mean you will be in my pants later
- •Pay for the tab. It's only a drink and some happy hour sweet potato fries. You have $17.
- •Be a gentleman. Open doors. Compliment her. Be someone your mother would be proud of. This isn't a barnyard
- •Shower. Shave. Wear shoes that don't have holes in the soles. May be use some of that hair putty your last girlfriend bought you.
- •Ask her questions. This isn't all about you and getting In her pants.
- •If you liked her. And she didn't sleep with you call her again. Girls have sex first between the ears.
- •Don't send photos of your man parts. See above. We don't need to see your furry man snake with some crappy Instagram filter in your filthy bathroom
- •Put in an effort. You don't have to spend a lot of money. Just think about where you take her. It isn't hard and it will get you a long way.
- •Make her laugh. Or at least try. You won't get in her pants based on your brooding stare and your straight teeth.
- •Don't be a jerk. The lady you are out with is special in her own way. Even though she may not be your brand of special be a nice guy. Don't be a jerk. Make your mom proud.