1. getting things off my desk when I'm already in bed
  2. force choking people who are inconsiderate
    I realize this would be inconsiderate to do in return but idgaf
  3. unlocking the door to my apartment when my roommates forget their keys
  4. force choking my roommates when they don't replace the toilet paper roll
  5. grabbing a beer from the fridge, mid-Netflix binge
  6. Turning off the light when I'm in bed
    Suggested by @supabg
  7. Holding my toddlers up in the air while I change their diapers and/or clothes.
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  8. Bring me food when I lay on the couch
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  9. Wrestling the snowblower in the dark and wind.
    Suggested by @reconditioner
  10. Convincing people these are not the droids they're looking for.
    Suggested by @HisDudeness