just turned this into a ➕ so y'all can share with the world your own irrational fears
  1. when people wink at me
  2. that I'll die and the people who find my dead body won't be able to unlock my phone to call my mom
    THE LOCK CODE IS MY FINGERPRINT OK?? just use my cold dead thumbs to unlock it
  3. owls
    ESPECIALLY BARN OWLS!!!!!! and I hate that they're such an important part of Harry Potter which is probs why I never got my hogwarts letter 😭😭😭😭
  4. potatoes with those growths on them when they've been in the pantry too long like OMGGGGG
  5. synchronized swimmers
    like there are so many of them?? and they all look the same?? how??