MEN I WOULD MURDER IF I HAD TO DATE

  1. Pee Wee Herman
    literally so annoying and irrational. I understand that this is his comedy but I can't handle it.
  2. Michael Scott
    he's the guy that you love to hate and hate to love. I would be endeared to him but couldn't handle an adult relationship with him
  3. Andy Bernard
    just all-around annoying. will sing an obnoxious amount, and not well, I might add.
  4. Edward Cullen
    SO WHINY AND PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE AND NEEDY AND SPARKLY AND CONTROLLING
  5. Chris Traeger
    hot af but I need someone to whine and be negative with me and eat Taco Bell with me