PET PEEVES

  1. windshield wipers on when it's not raining
    see also: windshield wipers going faster than they need to
  2. people saying expresso instead of espresso
  3. when strangers touch the small of your back to slide by you in a crowd
  4. when you ask someone if they want food or a drink and they say "surprise me"
    DO YOU WANT SOMETHING OR NOT I AM BEING SO NICE RIGHT NOW AND I'M ABOUT TO NOT BE
  5. WHEN MY ROOMMATES DO THIS
    there is clearly not enough for me to use when I pee so why don't you just replace the roll you savage. also literally every person I've ever lived with does this WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS ROOMMATE GODS
  6. mushy gushy stuff usually
  7. men who catcall/honk at/whistle at/shout gross things out their cars to me/other chicks
  8. when girls are lowkey (and highkey) mean to other girls
    let's build each other up LAIDEEEZ
  9. when students with the SAME AMOUNT OF EDUCATION ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU ASKED THE PROFESSOR WITH A PHD