STANLEY IS MY EVERYTHING GOALS

  1. constant annoyance and never hiding how much I hate everyone
  2. any joke revolving around saying the word "butt" is my favorite joke
  3. dance moves like whaaaaaaat
  4. Stanley has the greatest of priorities
  5. like I said, greatest of priorities
  6. I want this to be put on my tombstone
  7. I want everyone to feel this way when they've been yelled at by me