THINGS I DO WHEN MY ROOMMATE IS GONE

I'm a senior in college and because I moved to Chicago to student teach, I'm back in a dorm-type living situation with a in-room roommate (and 6 other girls in the apartment). when she's gone, this is what I do.
  1. sleep with as few clothes as I want to
  2. turn up my alarm all the way
  3. eat in bed
  4. watch 30 Rock in bed without headphones
  5. dance to music while I get ready
  6. ENJOY THE TOILET PAPER ROLL THAT I CHANGED WITHOUT HER HELP