THINGS RICH PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME

  1. who's your dermatologist?
  2. oh I'll just get it dry cleaned
  3. my friends had their wedding reception at the art institute of Chicago
  4. we have no pulls at the Ryman, but if y'all wanna go to the Opry and get backstage, we can get you there. he's *points to husband* got connections there.