1. Manager probably cursed me: I should've not taken off from work on Friday. Karma can be a bitch.
  2. This next sneeze might be my last.
  3. What is breathing through nose?
  4. I don't remember how my voice sounds like.
  5. Making bargains with God that include drinking less alcohol if I survive this cold.
  6. Someone hold me (brazo needed).
  7. I need more time on this planet to battle social injustice.
  8. Chicken soup, please.