Things to Do While Waiting in Line at Chipotle

  1. Decide what you want to eat
  2. Check your phone
  3. Question all your life decisions
  4. Talk to someone in line
  5. Check your phone again
  6. Do you really want to pay extra for guac?
  7. Am I hearing voices?
  8. Oh my god how long is this line
  9. Should I get a cat?
  10. Was breaking up with Geoffery a mistake?
  11. Who spells their name Geoffery?
  12. Was that my phone buzzing?
  13. Should I go to grad school?
  14. I should call Geoffery.
  15. Oh thank god it's my turn to order.