1. Hang the DJ
    The wedding I was at last week.
  2. Panic on the streets of London
  3. So you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry and you want to die
    The introvert party experience
  4. I was bored before I even began
    The American election cycle
  5. Girlfriend in a coma
    That time I had to pick up Rach from the hospital because a mutual friend had tackled her to the ground.
  6. I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear
    When has this not applied?
  7. Big mouth strikes again
    Thought Mr Trump's campaign manager, for the fifth time that day.
  8. And if a ten ton bus kills the both of us, to die by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine
    Not applicable to real life. Only Morissey loves like this.
  9. Heaven knows I'm miserable now
    Michael Gove
    Suggested by @Diplomatic_diva
  10. Hair brushed and parted, typical me, I started something, and now I'm not too sure...
    Boris Johnson
  11. I could smile about it now but at the time it was terrible
    Most family gatherings