Leaving for five weeks tonight 😬😬😬
  1. I got this weird spot on my lip, so far unidentifiable, by pharmacists at least.
  2. The washing machine sacrificed my favourite sports bra to its gods 😭😭😭
  3. The dryer took the sheets as fodder for its ongoing "who can tie the most unfathomable knot" challenge.
    It is winning.
  4. I cut my finger instead of the bread.
  5. I burned my wrist getting food out of the oven.
  6. I banged my head on a door.
  7. My friend's bike escaped her grip and rammed into my thigh.
    Leaving a remarkable bruise.
  8. The cream in my coffee was bad.
  9. Static