Things that have gone wrong in the last few days, pre-travel.
Leaving for five weeks tonight 😬😬😬
- •I got this weird spot on my lip, so far unidentifiable, by pharmacists at least.
- •The washing machine sacrificed my favourite sports bra to its gods 😭😭😭
- •The dryer took the sheets as fodder for its ongoing "who can tie the most unfathomable knot" challenge.It is winning.
- •I cut my finger instead of the bread.
- •I burned my wrist getting food out of the oven.
- •I banged my head on a door.
- •My friend's bike escaped her grip and rammed into my thigh.Leaving a remarkable bruise.
- •The cream in my coffee was bad.