WHAT I THINK (*HOPE) FAMOUS PEOPLE WILL SAY TO ME WHEN (NOT IF) WE MEET

  1. Steven Avery: "Yeah?"
  2. Tim Gunn (looking at my new down jacket that's already leaking feathers): "Oh honey... no."
  3. Mark Zuckerberg: "I take my old comment back; be the nerd AND date the nerd. gotta stick up for my boys."
  4. Kylie Jenner: "So bomb."
  5. DJ Khaled: "Let's go get some PAR-faits. PAR-fait. health up. fuel up. They want us to eat cereal. But they don't know what we know. Super. food. Let's go."