MRS. MORELLO AND HER RACIST QUIPS
Everybody Hates Chris
- •Poor Chris. Winters can be so tough when you don't have heat.
- •Chris, I hope you weren't too busy taking care of all your half-brothers and sisters to study.
- •I know that nicotine, pork rinds, and malt liquor are a black man's vices
- •Chris, I heard you got a father. Cool!
- •Sometimes I forget how strong your people are
- •If your people can't afford to pay cash, I'll see if they'll accept food stamps
- •If you think white people are smart, wait until you get to class with the Asians
- •you're like a chocolate Einstein!
- •Thank you, Chris. It's hard because I don't have 19 or 20 other siblings like you.
- •It's people like you, Chris, that make the ghetto a better place to live
- •Your people have a natural facility for deception. Use it to your advantage