@bjnovak I hope me quantifying your work doesn't come off as rude. I loved reading this book and getting into its mindset. this is also for my own reference when i reread it
  1. The Comedy Central Roast of Nelson Mandela
  2. Romance, Chapter One
  3. Confucius at Home
  4. Johnny Depp, Fate, and the Double-Decker Hollywood Tour Bus
  5. Wikipedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Bicycle
  6. Great Writers Steal
  7. War
  8. Heyyyyy, Rabbits
  9. Marie's Stupid Boyfriend
  10. The Man Who Invented the Calendar
  11. They Kept Driving Faster and Outran the Rain
  12. I Never Want to Walk on the Moon
  13. Chris Hansen at the Justin Bieber Concert
  14. The Man Who Told Us About Inflatable Women
  15. Quantum Nonlocality and the Death of Elvis Presley
  16. Just an Idea
  17. Being Young Was Her Thing
  18. Bingo
  19. A New Hitler
  20. The Walk to School on the Day After Labor Day
  21. There Is a Fine Line Between Why and Why Not
  22. Constructive Criticism
  23. If You Love Something
  24. The Bravest Thing I Ever Did
  25. The Girl Who Gave Great Advice
  26. Pick a Lane
  27. Welcome to Camp Fantastic for Gifted Teens
  28. Walking on Eggshells (or: When I Loved Tony Robbins)
  29. The Literalist's Love Poem
  30. If I Had a Nickel
  31. Regret Is Just Perfectionism Plus Time
  32. Never Fall in Love
  33. The Ambulance Driver
  34. The Rematch
  35. Rome
  36. Kate Moss
  37. The World's Biggest Rip-Off
  38. The Impatient Billionaire and the Mirror for Earth
  39. "Everyone Was Singing the Same Song": The Duke of Earl Recalls His Trip to America in June of 1962
  40. Missed Connection: Grocery spill at 21st and 6th 2:30 pm on Wednesday
  41. All You Have to Do
  42. The Pleasure of Being Right
  43. The Best Thing in the World Awards
  44. A Good Problem to Have
  45. The Something by John Grisham
  46. Dark Matter
  47. Strange News
  48. Discussion Questions
  49. 'Rithmatic
  50. J.C. Audetat, Translator of Don Quixote
  51. Julie and the Warlord
  52. No One Goes to Heaven to See Dan Fogelberg
  53. Sophia