1. I used to cry...
    we were talking about how we express our pain and an older lady at our table said this. It broke my heart
  2. God bless you
    40 women said this every time someone sneezed
  3. Paul and his homeboys
    the teacher, trying to be cool
  4. 'Is this the week before the week or is it the week of?'
    the teacher explaining how her dad dealt with a household full of women by perpetuating the stereotype that a woman's emotions are caused only by menstruation
  5. “And the Lord said to Samuel: “See, I am about to do something in Israel that will make the ears of everyone who hears about it tingle.” ‭‭1 Samuel‬ ‭3:11‬ ‭NIV‬‬ (specifically the tingling part)
    we thought it was funny
  6. I should've been more specific
    a dad prayed for children and was blessed with 5 girls, but still wished for a son
  7. I love my church and the people in it