1. I am OBSESSED with clowns
  2. I don't like taking pictures
    in all the years I've had different social media outlets I've posted a grand total of 2 pictures of my face.
  3. I <3 VeggieTales
    I do a lot of childcare, especially through my church so I'm never far from those talking vegetables
  4. the Burger Bell clown seemed the friendliest